Niceguy, not to be confused with a nice guy, a male who is nice, a niceguy is a beta male who can’t get laid and thinks that they can pick up women by talking in old timey English and worshiping the ground they walk on. Similar to a whiteknight, they will defend women and act as if they are the most fragile little things who might crack or shatter if any minuscule harm may come they way, as they believe all women are “queens”. They are the absolute appitomy of beta male and will always be stuck in the friend zone because no women would ever find this attractive. They blame their lack of success on jocks and jerks who they’re love finds attractive, stating how women only like men who are jerks.
Niceguy: “g’day m’lady. Haveth thee the best of days.”
Girl: “ oh yeah. See you later Niceguy.”
Jock: “dame girl let’s get out of here.”
Niceguy: “why do girls only fall for jerks”
Girl: “ oh yeah. See you later Niceguy.”
Jock: “dame girl let’s get out of here.”
Niceguy: “why do girls only fall for jerks”
by Klid_Lid December 25, 2018
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Guy 1- I bet the niceguy would back down if your sister went to kick his ass, he would be too embarrassed and ashamed to do anything but crawl away on his knees, never calling himself by another name than bitch for the rest of his life.
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