Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

I beg your fartin’

A comical play on the phrase “I beg your pardon.”

After making a mistake, instead of replying with the bland and predictable phrase of “I beg your pardon,” you responded with “I beg your fartin’,” and everybody laughs.

by displaychris February 8, 2021

mrs. farina

a science teacher who has an unhealthy relationship to graphs and makes her students write out "no homework" in their planners when they dont have homework;

an old person who thinks they are up to date on culture and uses memes wayyyy too much

person 1: look at all the memes my mom sent me

person 2: yeah dude, she's such a mrs. farina

by im hotter than ur mom April 11, 2020

Farken-O

Rooted from the popular term "Fucken-A", Farken-O means pretty much the same thing.

1) To show great unhappiness about something.
2) To curse something or someone.
3) a slang term used to express ones anger through vulgarity.

"Someone ran into my car! Farken-O!"

by Victoria July 13, 2004

faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.

-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.

by utahutes January 28, 2009

farrington

The school filled with unicorn porn. When you enter to learn, all you learn is that theres a man with a rubber chicken and people that will eventually ask you for food. Various types of people may contain: OG's, Otaku's, Swagger Captain's, and mexican rain. We smell nice.

Person 1 - Hey swag captain
Person 2 - Sup geek freak
Person 3 - Who has food?
Person 4 - I DOOOO.HAHHAHAHA
Person 3 - I liike
Person 2 - Nigga
Person 1 - AHHHH!
Person 69 - Big farrington penis.

by WeForgotThePotato February 13, 2014

Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010