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Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
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by theo_ny April 25, 2009
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Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com
Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.
by mctenold July 17, 2009
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the hottest subject between cool people from wilson.
if you watch unicorn porn your the shit!!! unicorn porn is often watched when having a unicorgy. its really fun especially hot unicorn sex with a human girl and then 1 person gets pregnant with a half unicorn half human lesbian love baby :
hannah and frankie watched unicorn porn to turn them and their pet unicorn on b4 hot sex!
by frankiehannahunicorn May 20, 2008
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A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.
OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.
by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018
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