Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

face-communicate

communicating to one another via the internet using facebook.

"Have you heard from them since we last face-communicated."

by Julie West March 13, 2009

face-mode

When facebook has consumed your attention to the point that the only path to reality immersion is through clicking the logout button.

Dave: I think I have a problem..
Mark: What's up dude?
Dave: Well, I spent a lot of time looking at my friends photos.
Mark: How long?
Dave: when i was done i was on picture 339 of 400.
Mark: Ohhh. Serious case of face-mode. I hear Myspace is workin on a cure.

by ANaLOckEd February 23, 2009

Face Bounced

When you have been removed from a Facebook 'Friends List'.

I've been Face Bounced from Joy's 'Friends List' on Facebook.

by Mr Magoo61 July 10, 2009

Face Herps

Herpies spots all over the head, face or lips. Can also be used to describe acne or blisters on the face or lips.

Dude 1 : "Whats up bro?"
Dude 2 : "Dude, you got some bad face herps!"
Dude 1 : "Whatever Dude 2, you are the one with the face herps!"

by Handsom Queef August 21, 2009

Face-diss

When a friend on Facebook "unfriends" you making you feel unloved.

Man. Steve and I go all the way back to grade school, I thought we were still pals until I got face-dissed!

by conwayTN September 4, 2009

face-ist

Someone who uses Facebook status updates to spread hate or complain about other people.

I got tired of Joe's face-ist comments so I hid him from my news feed.

Mary is complaining about her co-workers on her Facebook page again. She is such a face-ist.

by cathazme February 4, 2010