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Akward Dumpster

A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.
Bro, Donna was so wasted last night, when she was blowing me i got an Akward Dumpster!
by FR3SH 2 D3FF December 15, 2008
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j-dumpster

a "japanese cum dumpster" usually the most whorish and slutty girl in the county
person A:the girls a slut
person b:oh! thats coco, shes a total J-dumpster
person A:nicee!!
person C: what are you guys talkin about...
person A & B: ...leave
person C: fine. im not inviting you to my birthday party
person A: good! we dont wanna go because were hangin out with J-dumpster
by your seed October 13, 2011
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sicilian dumpster diver

someone who ingests a Giuseppe (olive oil and paprika) from another person's anus
after he gave her the Giuseppe he licked it out like a Sicilian dumpster diver
by trapani's finest February 21, 2014
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two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.
That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.
by jlet April 24, 2010
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dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.
"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"
by L.Patanjo July 2, 2004
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Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.
hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.
by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010
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Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage
Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.
by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010
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