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Dishonorable Discharge

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD
"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"
by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019
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Blandular Discharge

An idiomatic phrase for the time boredom utterly destroys you.
"I spent two hours at the lecture and after just the first fifteen minutes I was in the midst of a full on Blandular Discharge."
by versionthirteen March 19, 2019
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Phallic Discharge

An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.
That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.

I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.

I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.

The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.

An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.
by Rhett1a June 4, 2019
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primate discipline

Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.
How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?
by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019
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Italian Disc

Ayo my g u want an Italian Disc?
by Epikkun April 11, 2020
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uterine discipline

When a woman is having irregularly frequent periods.
I've bled 5 times in the last 2 months.
You've got no uterine discipline
by Amk414 August 18, 2020
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Honorable Discharge

Ejaculating with the sole intention of getting a girl pregnant.
Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.
by Chuck Wang 1994 December 21, 2020
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