Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

by Man from Monty February 28, 2010

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Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019

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weaver diva

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Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

by nick October 5, 2005

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