Pierre The Diddler

A bald, manly cat who bares slight resemblance to Walter White. He is shirtless, and has the body of an old man

I hate Pierre the Diddlers saggy nipples!

by Pierrelovers24601 March 6, 2026

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

diddly dirt

used by gloucester natives this word is used in reference to something being "sick" or being very good at something.

yo b did you see the game last night? Brady is diddly dirt kid.

yo them shoes are diddly dirt dude.

by mike forgette January 30, 2008

Diddly doods

The little springs and parts of a break drum, on an '84 merc Marquis

"Ah, gotta wake up tomorrow and work on my diddly doods"

by CaptinDucky October 2, 2008

diddly dack

Having a diddly dack is another saying for masturbation, like flicking the bean or jerkin the jerkin, you're having a diddly dack.

bob was in the bathroom having a diddly dack over fred's sexy ass.

by The real jesus December 12, 2013

diddly fucked up

Slang used in the Bad News, VA for "really messed up"

Aaron: My hair is all diddly fucked up.
Tripp: What even is that?
Aaron: You know

by GallifrAngel February 10, 2014

Diddly possing

Being so buzzing that you start to talk without reason or meaning.

"Dude josh was so fucked last night I swear he was diddly possing all night"

by Skinceclayton February 25, 2014