Covington

A super dull and super bland city/town full of regular people. The only good thing about it is Foss which is a corner store that’s been around since the fucking Stone Age. You can find maybe one or two potheads roaming around. It’s also home to the great school of Kentwood which is full of idiots and nobodies. Covington is it to be mixed up with that ghetto piece of a shit hole you call Kent. Only fake gangbangers and fuckyboys come from there and sometimes go to Kentwood just to fail and drop out.

“Hey wanna go to Covington?”

“Nah it’s boring there, I rather watch paint dry.”

by WhyDoesThisNotWork October 9, 2018

coming over to study

fuck him

“ tonight jonah is coming over to study!”

by daddy_yes69 October 11, 2018

Coding

when someone’s heart rate is plummeting and they are going to die without help

someone help he’s coding!

by idkiwantakidicanthave March 15, 2019

Covington

Covington is a small town in Tipton county, Tennessee. About 30 minutes north of Memphis. It is home to the Covington chargers. Out of Brighton, munford and Covington ( the three Tipton county high/middle schools ) Covington has the cutest guys that are gorgeous and some of the best looking guys from all of Tennessee. If you’re in Tipton county, forget about trying to find a baseball guy from Munford or Brighton, because you’re not gonna find any that even come close to the level of a Covington baseball guy. And if you’re a Munford or Brighton baseball player, you can pretty much forget about having girls chase after you when you’re right next to Covington.

Girl 1: “ I’m headed to Covington now.”
Girl 2: “ ok, tell me when you pass Wal-mart!”

by Tuff:Life June 24, 2019

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Coring

Purposely eating an apple to get to the core.

The world champion 'speed eater' was coring the apple as fast as he could to get a new record.

by 1319362 August 23, 2019

coming up lindsey

when you get bit in the face by a cat

I just got bit in the face by a cat! Everything is coming up Lindsey....

by _lindseystan September 28, 2019