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Clean and Press Cumshot

The act of waiting until your girl is out of the house, masturbating, and them busting your load inside of a clean pair of your girls pants. Then fold the pants back up and put them back away neatly. When she puts her pants on shell have your gift of cum all over her leg.
Oh honey, did you Clean and Press Cumshot in my pants? That’s so sweet now I can take a part of you to work with me.”
by goofy-love-machine December 4, 2010
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Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.
I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.
by Greg H March 17, 2003
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clean teen

Used to have casual sex and drink and smoke, but goes against it later. To cleanse themselves of what they used to do. Varies on person to person, but part of to be a clean teen is to dress modestly.

Can be confused with a straight-edge kid. Slight difference.
Person A: Look! She used to dress so skankish. What happened?
Person B: She's a clean teen now.
by alludingXandrea January 6, 2008
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Cleansing Erotica

The act by yourself, with a partner, or with multiple partners that involves sexual climax in the shower, bathtub, or jacuzzi. Getting clean while getting dirty.
Bryan: "My mom was mad cause I used all the hot water this morning."
James: "I think you should explain how Cleansing Erotica could help her out too."
by Faultyjay March 13, 2008
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cleaner

i need to hire a cleaner.
by Mr.X April 19, 2005
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Clean

Used to describe an act that is pleasurable for all those involved
Tim: "I like the way you took those under-20s out to sea and doused them with champagne!"
Ollie: "I know, it was real clean."
by jimmyjamole August 26, 2015
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Bitch, Clean My Fish

A bitch who needs to get in the kitchen and clean my fish.
Bitch, Clean My Fish. get in the kitchen and CLEAN MY FISH!
by bcmf May 25, 2011
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