Closet Bop

a low key slut and/or whore that hasn't come out of the closet about it.

Spongebob: Who is that girl?
Patrick: That closet bop who whores around

by shybabenicole September 16, 2010

bulldozing that lip closet

When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.

I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.

by WillytMU December 4, 2012

closet geek

A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.

Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.

by Jesse Surrette March 9, 2005

closedverse

A gay social media site based on Miiverse that started as a parody of Openverse. It's only purpose is to show that you shouldn't put thousands of fed-up teenagers onto a website and let 10% of them be admins.

Oh Closedverse? That website goes down twice a day!

by OrphanedPixel February 15, 2018

Coming out of the closet

The act of a homosexual becoming open about his/her sexuality towards the same gender.

Did you hear? Jeff is coming out of the closet! This means he won't need to hide his feelings towards men anymore.

by Kraldasicko August 16, 2012

Closet Music

The music you love but hide for fear of being ridiculed.

He claims to live the thug life but I've seen his closet music. Anyone who listens to Kenny Loggins can't possibly have street cred.

by the_cursor November 11, 2006

Cloey

A fun out going most if the time short girl. She has a bubbly personality and loves to go places. Even though she is super skinny she loves to eat. She is very beautiful and gives great hugs. She is amazing in every way.

"That girl last night was amazing"
"Yeah I know I think she was a Cloey"

by Udic June 15, 2013