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Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS)

A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.
I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.

My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
by Aflbck December 19, 2024
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Chronic Love Syndrome

When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."

"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"

"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
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Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
by DrDryNips February 2, 2025
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chronic

chromatic sonic, or a late stage condition like chronic sonichu obsession
"the new chronic game is so buttfucking awesome type shit"
by snotpilled February 22, 2026
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chromatic sonic, or a late stage condition like chronic sonichu feet obsession
"the new chronic game is so buttfucking awesome type shit"
by snotpilled February 22, 2026
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Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate
Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater
by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026
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Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.
ugh, amy is such a chronic virgin
by freakbob88 May 1, 2025
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