Carl

Carl is a big ass hoe, he has sweat stains, his ankles are also swollen and he eats all the kfc chicken like the big ass bitch he is and he killed our son micheal by sitting on him.

Carl is fat and gay

by Bigbootyadri445 November 28, 2021

jacob carl

Baldieee

Baldiieew Jacob carl

by Jacob CARL cardona January 19, 2020

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

carl rodney spencer

a guy who sweats out fortnite and has no friends

oh shit look at that guy he must be a carl rodney spencer

by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025

Carl

Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.

pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...

by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019

Carls

Is a nickname for Carly. Her last name begins with a C. And she lives in Texas.

Hi Carls nice to see you again!

by Dallas Cowboy fan🤟🏻💙🤍 June 8, 2020

Hot Carl

A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.

Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.

by Big gay dick May 3, 2018