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Candeling

When a male ejacutates multiple times into a male or females ass, puts a wick in it and lets it set and congeal.
"I love my new candeling scented candles I bought from the yankee candle factory."
by CaptainShrimpin February 8, 2015
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fighting cancer

Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.
"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"

"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"
by Kaleidoscope July 14, 2005
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dick cancer

Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.

Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.

Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"

"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."

"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
by The Wok April 20, 2008
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cancer chancer

One who smokes, and therefore risks contracting cancer.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011
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cancergoth

A goth whose face does not exist without makeup. One who has taken "ugliness is pretty" a bit too far
I never even realized she was cancergoth until I saw her without makeup
by sciurus July 25, 2004
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Caldersexual

Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.
The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.

Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.

PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.
by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011
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