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Cabbage tits

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.
I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.
by The Gomez June 2, 2009
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CABIN

v. 1. the act of secluding oneself in a remote locale with a small group of close friends, stockpiling enough food, alcohol, ammunition, and firewood to last a minimum of two days, during which time copious amounts of beer/alcohol are consumed and shenanigans ensue away from the prying eyes of the public.

2. v. the suffering from above actions. (ex. I got so cabinned last weekend.)
We cabinned for three days, drinking a keg of beer, two liters of whiskey, and two bottles of vodka between the 5 of us. I don't remember anything after midnight each night. How did I get all these bruises on my arm and where are my pants? My ears are still ringing from all that gun fire yesterday. I can't believe you two almost fell into the fire like 12 times last night. And what the hell were you guys singing incessantly at 3 o'clock this morning? I don't think I can cabin again like this for a long time. But, damn, was it fun!
by Bonesaw, (a.k.a. Tree Killer) November 15, 2009
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Cabronawan

A Cabronawan is a Cabron in training who has not yet reached the level of respect and experience of a Cabron
Cabron 1: "Cabron, that new guy is pretty cool, we should get him drunk and take him to pick up some ladies"

Carbon 2: "Ya Cabron, he can be our Cabronawan learner."
by MastercaBROn October 17, 2010
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cabrona

A bad-ass bitch!
A bad girl and knows it!
A girl that likes to tease guys!
A girl that likes to play (playgirl)
Yo soy una cabrona mas hecha!
by latinagirl73 May 31, 2007
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Cabbage Ass

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.
Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.
by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005
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stank cabbage

a vagina that has seen better days,
pussy that does not get washed.
Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??

Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!
by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004
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he Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god. The background of...'
The Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god.

The background of this religion is spotchy and the "Prophet" and his "Preists" are continously adding information about the past times.

May it be from a Greek-like Titan war, which they call the "Vitan War", to Natas, which is Satan backwards. They claim their living Natas to be Hillary Clinton.
I go to The Church of The Giant Cabbage Monster

Best Church EVER!
by Robert James Meeks February 7, 2008
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