cool face 

The face you put on when in a troubling situation, eliciting a response of immediate dismissal by the subject of your trouble.

*sirens* *you pull over*
Your Buddy: "It'll be ok, just put on your cool face"
*Cop knocks on window*
Cop: "License and registration pl-"
...
...
...
You: "Problem, officer?
Cop: "Get the fuck out of here"

cool face by Locus_Inferna February 8, 2009

Cool-O-Meter 

An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".

When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".

When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.

Cool-O-Meter by foosman February 25, 2010

Cool Math Games 

The most ingenious unblocked site ever. Teachers think it is ok because it's got math in the title but it has minimal thinking games like bloons TD, clicker heroes, and a bunch of other games that would take hours to find on any other unblocked site.

Student: Ms M. can I play cool math games?
Teacher: Sure Billy! I would love an excuse to not teach and get paid while you play on an EDUCATIONAL website.

Cool Math Games by Horny#1 June 19, 2018

cool cup 

A cold tasty treat found in the hood. Its basically frozen kool aid in small styrofoam cups. The styrofoam can be peeled away and the frozen koolaid ate. These are sold to neighborhood kids for about 50 cents. Best summer treat after a basketball game. Top flavors are usually cherry and grape.

So homey, ya moms put it down with tha cool cups.....aint nothin like a cherry cool cup on a hot summer day.

cool cup by 420mon May 24, 2010

Cool Whipped 

Cool Whipped:

1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.

2. A more extreme form of being whipped.

Joe's at the nail salon with that new girlfriend of his. He is so cool whipped.

Cool Whipped by McDonna September 2, 2013

cool story bro 

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro

cool story bro by a1b2c3d4e5 January 5, 2009

cool nig 

1. An expression commonly used in conversation today in response to another's comments to add emphasis to the word "cool." It is not to be used offensively or in any way degrade the person who to whom this phrase is stated.

Jane: OMG! I had a such a great day today. I went shopping, got my nails done, and met up with Nikki for lunch. I could go on and on about my day, but I don't want to bore you with details!

Nick: Cool nig.

cool nig by europekebaad November 20, 2011