Blonde Blind

Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.

Eddie could tell his jockish friends were blonde blinded by the girl sitting at the bar. They were ignoring the gorgeous brunette behind the counter just to ogle the bleach blonde with horse-teeth, a hooked nose, and way too much make-up.

by GoodTaste November 2, 2012

behind

See derrier.

His behind was behind him but in front of her.

by pimp0r January 22, 2004

Taken From Behind

v. A term used in sex.
1. The male positions himself behind the female and touches her gently in many places(such as the bewbs) with his hands.

2. Doggy style

3. A easy way to turn on a girl(usually asain) and seduce her into sex

"Have you heard? Eva gets so horny when you take her from behind!"

"Eva loves to be taken from behind"

"Eva can't refuse when a guy takes her from behind slowly! Anywhere!"

by Whyaaa June 23, 2009

Blind Pig

An illegal keg party where admission is charged.

Dude, we need your three bucks for that keg stand.

Dude, my fraternity was busted for a blind pig party last night.

by Nicole January 17, 2004

blind penguin

The sexual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. Then ejaculate in her eye causing her to lose her vision.

Nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin

Becky: Sure!!! What's that?

Darrin: Let's both punch her in the tit.

Becky: OH baby I can't wait

Patrick: I'll shoot it in her eyes then that bitch will be blind.

by Twatopussy March 6, 2009

Blind Pirate

Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!

My bf gave me a blind pirate on NYE. My eye was so bloodshot I considerred an eye patch.

by carrimosa March 25, 2009

The Blindsider

A sex move that uses the element of surprise, precise positioning and distraction.

While engaging in vaginal intercourse in some variation of a rear entry position (most commonly, doggy-style), the male participant maintains composure until the brink of ejaculation. At which point, he will excitedly taps the consenting female participant on the LEFT shoulder. While she turns her head inquisitively, her mate positions himself to her immediate RIGHT, adjacent to her shoulder. As she swings her head back to the right, the male releases his ejaculate in her face. Thus rendering her dazed, confused, and in certain rare cases, incapacitated.

The BLINDSIDER

Examples of possible female reactions to the Blindsider:

Disgust, disbelief, horror, surprise, and in some rare instances, complete acceptance and a request repeat performances.

by skeletor_hunter March 4, 2009