bertilicious

-adjective
bert-a-licious.
1.
something or someone that possesses an aura of unparalleled quality or status. Sick as F*ck.
2.
a mental+physical condition in which the effected person operates or thinks in ways "normal" people cannot imagine, much less reach in their life.

I don't care what anyone says - Tonight I'm going bertilicious. Every lady is a target and every dude is a punching bag.

After Brett purchased an "I BRING IT" t-shirt, he wasn't surprised to feel bertilicious when a bus load of quarter & dime pieces nearly overturned while checking him out.

by Aesop Bitches April 27, 2011

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

Bertie Collins

a fucking retarded spastic. Spactacular at everything he does xddd.

Bertie collins is a spactacular spastic.

by DH Lawrence January 19, 2017

bertille

Queen of the french's moutain who destroyed patriarchy and men's bullshits.

You thinks you're a bertille dude, right?

by Honeymilf June 6, 2017

Bertille

Bertille is a vert smart girl. She loves reading or spending time with her friends. She often have a funny story to tell. She can be shy around a lot of people, but make her feel confortable and you might discover how amazing Bertille can be. She tend to be a little too much stubborn and make a lot of rushed decisions, but in the end she will make fun of her own mistakes with you. Bertille are also said to be amazing kissers and passionate lovers

-« And then she kissed me like a bertille)
-Waw that’s must have been one hell of a kiss »

by Chanel17 April 23, 2020

berti2019

When you start talking again with the ex that ruined your life after an year or so and end up in a strange relationship that feels like being a couple but you are not a couple, and than end ruining another 2 years of your life

berti: claudi is talking with his ex
crazi: what!?
berti: he is doing the berti2019

by Ushiromiya July 2, 2020

Bertie

A shit that never ends. Referential (and reverential) to the blatant admission of their own ineffectual governance in the early noughties in Ireland of Fianna Fáil. “A lot done, more to do.” A remarkable slogan for remarkable times. (Twinned with Irish Rail’s concomitant ad campaign “We’re not there yet, but we’re getting there”)

Sorry, love. I’ll be out in a minute. It’s a Bertie.

by bignordierick September 15, 2020