Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.

Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!

by AM DAN March 26, 2008

barter

V. (-ed) to burp and fart simultaneously (at the same time)

Tim: Yo, dumbass, what was that?

Clark: Oh, my bad, I bartered

by Mark Cav April 26, 2006

turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.

"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."

by poly4 August 30, 2013

Basterd

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes

Alex is a basterd

by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018

banter

(1) Real: To converse and have small chats
(2)Slang: To say something unpleasant, but not mean it in a hurtful way

(1) "Are you drunk sir?"
"Are unicorns pink?"
"Hmm... yes"
"Good banter miss"

(2) "your a bitch Hayley"
"What? :("
"Chill out, its only banter"

by leFabulousMe April 11, 2015

banterous

The adjective of banter, to describe something full of banter.

"You should have seen last night, Shaft was so banterous! Proper ripping into the Milk he was!"

by Alex Shaft February 23, 2009