Bacon Lady

A female police officer. Sometimes known as a RoboBitch.

Don't ever call a bacon lady by that name within her hearing distance or you may be introduced to her pepper spray.

by MC May 14, 2006

bacon burn

Bacon burn is a rash specifically on the inner thighs of a fat person from walking. The thighs are so fat, they rub up against each other when the person is walking, and causes burning, chaffing and redness, similar to the sight of bacon.

Oh man, that chick is so fat, her thighs are walking around each other; she must get bad bacon burn. Or:
Yo, that fat chick is burning some bacon, you see that?

by Ridizog June 01, 2004

Jamaican Bacon

When you wrap bacon around your penis and dunk it in botters girlfriends anal cavity.

cunt i Jamaican baconed your bitch last night

by iipezz December 18, 2012

Bacon Beard

The sorry result of eating a bacon sandwich where the undercooked fat of the bacon inadvertently pulls the rest of the bacon out of the sandwich onto your chin leaving a beard of Ketchup or HP Sauce. Deadly when combined with a Bacon Banjo.

Mmm, really looking forward to this amazing Bacon Butty <chomp> <stretch> <slap> .... ar shit, which mofo didnt cook the bacon properly? Got a right bacon beard now.

by Tenman May 14, 2010

beaver bacon

the dangling excess vagina lippage, also known as roast beef

that slut had some real beaver bacon

by winey May 15, 2011

Dirty Bacon

An act of eating ones own scabs.

No thank you, I'm not hungry. I had some dirty bacon.

by Pittbull72 July 11, 2013

Bacon Breath

immediately following hard pounding anal sex but before ejaculation you pull out of the still gaping anus and then suck the air from the anal cavity and then blow the air into your partners face

Did you hear that Jeff gave bacon breath to sally? She slapped the taste out of his mouth.

by kickinrocks October 20, 2010