Definitions by Tenman
Poxy Moron
A psuedo intellectual, etymologist or charlatan who at every opportunity seeks to use the word 'Oxymoron' to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are. And usually gets it wrong.
Poxy Moron by Tenman November 13, 2010
Bacon Beard
The sorry result of eating a bacon sandwich where the undercooked fat of the bacon inadvertently pulls the rest of the bacon out of the sandwich onto your chin leaving a beard of Ketchup or HP Sauce. Deadly when combined with a Bacon Banjo.
Mmm, really looking forward to this amazing Bacon Butty <chomp> <stretch> <slap> .... ar shit, which mofo didnt cook the bacon properly? Got a right bacon beard now.
Bacon Beard by Tenman May 14, 2010