Alabaman Sandwich

Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.

Girl: Hi Uncle
Uncle: Give me your asshole
Dad: Give me that pussy bitch
*Do the Alabaman Sandwich*

by Elmon11 November 14, 2018

Alabama blaster

When you ejaculate on your sister from 2 feet away

Dude I totally used the Alabama blaster last night

by The real Madeline McCann June 13, 2019

Alabama blue hat

The act of defecating into a fellow work college's hard hat (preferably a stand in supervisor) for shits and giggles.

Damn.. that loaf I just pinched off into Alan's hard hat was the most satisfying Alabama blue hat I've done since the bass straight...A real steamer

by SpikeMcGigidy April 16, 2019

Alabama Angler Fish

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.

Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.

by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019

alabama fountain pop

When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone

Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.

by Bjpohio2255 November 22, 2019

Alabamaphobia

The phobia of your special other turning Sweet Home Alabama on their stepsiblings.

Me: "My ex fricked her stepbrother, I know have Alabamaphobia."
Friend: "That's not a real thing.."
Me: "Oh yeah? Look in Urban Dictionary."

by Isaacthegoat November 10, 2020

ababababa

Used when expressing love or affection to a significant other, although It could be used as a battle cry initiating a duel when used in a high pitched or loud wail. If you hear this type of “Abababah,” please get in a fecal position and avoid movement since you may be at a high risk of being charged by an angry couple. It may not matter if you have provoked them, but they will be most aggravated when a young child is in their vicinity. If you happen to be a child that was punted by a member of the pair, then it is too late for you.

A - “i love you!”
B - “ababababah!”

A - “goo goo gah gah”
B - “ABABABA”
A - *flying through the air at mach speed noises*

by Someone not named Sarah February 16, 2021