Alex

Alex is a Serbian coont who likes to play with his asian penis, he also like to do a big of wanking. (when he can he has to use tweezers) He went out with a stunning girl called Jess, then he was flirting with this ugly tramp called Fishy fanny Abbie, she was a slut and a sket, wait, was!?!? Still is and always will be Abbie uses fake pictures, from google, ect. Then Jess went out with him again for a joke and her and her best friend laughed ahahahha as he said he loved her, she said she loved him back but she was joking as only a mother could love his face, he also uses people for money like katie frog frog, she was ugly! Then he cut of his little asian penis because he can't have Jess back.

Alex:Oh I love you so much Jess.
Ellie:AHAHAH OMG AHHAHA
Alex:STFU you dyslexic cow.
Ellie:Shh you serbian coonty fucker
Jess:Ew Alex go to Fugly Katie and Abbie, and finger their wide fishy pussayyyyaahhhh.

by ILYBFNN August 18, 2012

alex

1. someone who hates a lot of things.
2. can be described as how someone acts

"God, you're being such an alex today, man!"

by moice March 23, 2009

Alex

A northerner with an amazing bum!!!

"Check out the booty on that Alex dude"

by APaps November 16, 2011

Alex

Alex is a dumb bitch slut ass hoe that sucks dick for free

What is that thing standing on Belmont ??

It's an Alex !!!

by Alex s March 12, 2015

Alex

A stupid nigger!

Keem: "Alex is a stupid nigger!"

by Pultost November 09, 2016

Alexing

Synonymous with joshing. Reserved for persons named Alex.

Alex: Yo dogg, I was just joshing with you.
Jared: You mean alexing?
Alex: Yeah. True dat!

by ThaBigLG August 17, 2008

Alex

someone who is famous on the internet and speaks with a canadian accent, it can really freak you oot.

Dudeee that girl is such as Alex, she has 10,000 followers on Tumblr.

by butterfleyes November 04, 2011