abstinence

Although it's the most fail-proof method of contraception, it's also the least fun. The word abstinence can mean refraining from something, e.g. abstinence from alcohol or drugs. But abstinence from sex is about as fun as watching paint dry. Various groups promoting abstinence use propaganda to get their way, such as videos of a couple having sex getting covered in horrible sores and dying in flames.

Abstinence group: Abstinence gets you into heaven! If you have sex outside of marriage, God will give you herpes, AIDS and all sorts of STDs!
Anyone with a brain: God doesn't give you herpes, unsafe sex does. Just use a fucking condom!

by driftking18594 February 16, 2010

abseiling

the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff

Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk

by marcus and gaz August 20, 2003

Absolute Legend

People that:
Don't spam with Erron Black on Mortal Kombat
Bite Ice Cream
Know what girls do during their free time outside of school
People who beat Asians in video games
People with followers on Reddit
People who crap at school
People who choose to go outside by themself at night on Friday the 13th
People who actually raid Area 51
People outside of the USA that don't see us as clueless fat lards
Don't eat any cookie dough when they can

Dude, Anthony is an absolute legend!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

Abstract

Of or pertaining to the formal aspect of art, emphasizing lines, colors, generalized or geometrical forms, etc...

Sam drew a circle using his red crayon, and drew an overlapping square on the circle using his yellow crayon. ABSTRACT!

by EsEm September 24, 2007

abstinence

something intelligent ppl practice. also, the best method of pregnancy prevention and std prevention

im not fat (im 5 foot 2 and weigh 90 pounds) and im not a churchie (im an atheist, actually) and i practice abstinence

by 7}{47 0n3 p3rs0n September 21, 2005

absomotherfuckinlutley

highly streesing the word yes mean hell ya

hey u wanna eat sum pussy absomotherfuckinglutley

by brook April 11, 2004

Absol

Absol, a Dark-type Pokemon registered as the 359th Pokemon in the National Pokedex, is well-known for appearing before catastrophes occur, often natural disasters. While these poor creatures can often be blamed for causing the trouble, the truth is that they're capable of sensing subtle changes in the weather with the horns protruding from the right sides of their heads, so they try to warn people, but, being a Pokemon, an Absol can pretty much only say "Absol Absol Absol," making for a truly unfortunate situation if this Pokemon is misunderstood.

Another notable comment that must be made about Absol is the mind-boggling beauty that this species possesses. To understand this, recall two of the most important qualities of the sky, those being the enlivening rush of innocent purity that it can send coursing through one's heart on a perfect summer day, and its power in the night to capture a soul and set it on fire to burn with the deep & mysterious intensity of innumerable stars suspended in a vast sea of the most wondrous shade of blue. You see, the Disaster Pokemon, Absol, captures this intense majesty in all of its 47 inches & 103.6 pounds of white & dark blue, vaguely feline splendor.

Oh, and the typical lifespan of an Absol is easily 100 years.

Absol: (Oh, darn, looks like a tornado's gonna strike tomorrow. Better go warn the villagers.)
Absol: *stands majestically atop mountain overlooking village*
Villager 1: Oh, no, an Absol! Must be another tornado coming!
Villager 2: Yeah yeah sure, tornado, but just... look...

Villager 2: *is completely entranced*
Villager 1: Oh... yeah...
Villager 1: *is completely entranced*
Villager 2: We should have tornadoes more often.

by absolitude April 19, 2015