Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

parker

He's a player. He is usually a brunette. He says he likes you but he is already dating someone.

parker is such a player

by ling ling hoe November 20, 2019

Parker

A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.

Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.

by urbanspite January 31, 2018

Parker

Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰

Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”

by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

parker

Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day

i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic

by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024