1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.
After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020
Get the Cheese Snake mug.Someone who is snakey sneaking around your back pretending to be a real genuine friend but is fake instead.
Lara: Jaiden knew I liked Cory and still went out with him even though she said she didn't like him.
Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!
Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!
by Delwaney March 21, 2017
Get the Faker snake mug.Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".
"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"
"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"
"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"
by Midget spinner June 6, 2017
Get the pant snake mug.A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
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Get the slap snakes mug.When you climb in through her window,tranquilise her,put her in the cardboard box,get in the box,have some tactical espionage action,and get the hell out
Guy:Man I gave that girl a solid snake last night
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules
by Wheelz February 6, 2017
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