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I can't find it

Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.
Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES
by crazedLunatic May 9, 2022
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It Can't Get Any Worse.

What everyone is saying to themselves in 2020, until it inevitability gets worse.
Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."
by The1/3Reich June 11, 2020
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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?
Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!
by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023
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You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
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I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.
"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
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50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong

It means hugely popular things are hugely popular for a reason.
"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
by Johann von Gambelputty December 12, 2020
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