sargran wrap

The act of Saran Wrapping anything and everything keep freshness for no good reason. Usually done by old people, particularly Asian-grand parents.

1. Dude I tried to call you but I was at my grandma house and she has the phone Sargran wrapped.

2. I don't like working at the convalescent home on hot summer days. My legs stick to their Saragn wrapped couch.

3. *cleaning out the garage* "Geez these Alpha-Beta coupon fliers look brand new!" "Yeah my mom Sargran wrapped it just incase they ever come in business"

4."It's kinda hard to change channels , they remotes are all Sargran wrapped."

by chowpay July 6, 2009

snack wrap

A guy who get's hit on by alot of girls.

If a guys at a party, and all the girls attention is on him.

Boy 1: Dude, all those girls are hitting on him.
Boy 2: i know, he's such a snack wrap.

by bamawise January 24, 2011

vacuum wrapped sausage

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.

Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.

by soggy banana December 10, 2011

Snapper Wrapper

A womans underwear/panties.

Jake and I were wondering what kind of snapper wrapper she was wearing?

by Owen David November 30, 2011

Hummus wrap

When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.

I went to Israel last month and that guy in the bar gave me a hummus wrap in the hotel room.

by Wowwhatagal April 19, 2020

Potential Wrap

Insimuating a wrap. Wrap meaning something coming to an end. (Can also forebode an accident)

Example:

Suhail: "There's broken glass on the walkway!"

Safwan: "Ahh, it's looking like a potential wrap"

by J444Y July 21, 2021

Chinese Hummus Wrap

When a man cums inside a loose vagina and she drags it along the floor leaving a gooey trail in its wake just as hummus leaks out of a chinese hummus wrap.

When Alex finished inside of me, I nearly left a Chinese Hummus Wrap on his bathroom floor.

by Xx6969PussyDestroyer6969xX May 28, 2019