why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke

Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT

Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.

Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))

by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016

Why?OMG

Screamed in agony by someone who moves to Wyoming before realizing it sucks the life out of you.

Man falls to his knees, ripping out his hair (which is quickly blown to Nebraska): "Why? Oh My God, Why?"
hense:Why?OMG

by CabooseTheTeamKiller March 8, 2009

Why you hidin' in them Bushes?

A question, more of a statement however, that suggests one is scared or intimidated...there for "hiding" in the pretend "bushes". Normally one should be slightly intoxicated to say this, because bushes is actually pronounced BOOSHES. Use this with caution, as people can get offended from basically calling them wimps.

Courtney: "Hey Chels, Why you hidin' in them Bushes?!?!"

Chelsie: "Lol, what?! You're drunk!"

Hunter: "CHELSIE, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! I HAD THAT SPOT WARM AND YOU TOTALLY SAT ON IT! GOD!!!"

by drew3782 April 9, 2010

Why did my definition get rejected?

So, you searched this because your definition got rejected, so it was probably bad. So, maybe try and make good ones.

Person 1: Why did my definition get rejected?
Person 2: I don't know, make better ones I guess?

by Nekromancers August 24, 2020

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

why cant black people swim

Idfk but probably because 64% of black children dont know how to swim i think they just dont like swiming

why cant black people swim ?
they just dont like to

by keyboardsmashingsound February 27, 2022

why you bully me

when someone is annoying you or basically anytime you want to say someone is bullying you. usually said in a frail, weird awkward voice. I'm pretty sure this kid in my school made it up.

nashty ashley: hello rocco
rocco: why you bully me
OR
meanie deanie: your a n00b at minecraft
robbie: why you bully me

by yourmomsis October 26, 2018