Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.

"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"

by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025

weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.

Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!

by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018

pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode

Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.

by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009

Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.

Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.

by ride6red June 1, 2009

weiner weiner

When you don’t know how to describe something but you want to get straight to the point of what you’re talking about.

Antonio: So boom, I was listening to um.. Weiner Weiner and it was absolutely insane man.

Asylum: Nigga..Weiner Weiner?

by ambronio June 10, 2022

pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia

I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.

by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014

Weiner Whore

Females who sleeps with many males in her lifetime.

She is such a weiner whore!

by 1SweetP October 18, 2019