jennifer weiner

shes an author. duh. loved by everyone bc of her snarky last name lol katie and kaylee love her. married to samuel KUKU.

Oh, look it's jennifer weiner!

by loveoutloud March 8, 2019

Weiner-reefing

The act of pulling or tugging on one's penis with supreme or unseemly force.

Little Johnny spent the night weiner-reefing himself into a state of quadrapoligia.

by Greg P. H. January 13, 2008

Sausage Weiner

Suck Suck Suck WEEEE HOOOOO

Do you like my sausage weiner

by hahahhahahhahahah September 18, 2017

weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.

After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.

by Slutstopper January 15, 2024

Weiner stab

When someone is a big party pooper and ends a good time

Man, that guy pulled a real weiner stab

by Real balls April 21, 2021

Weiner weeper

Somebody who cries after receiving penis

That girl was a weiner weeper bro she sucked my dick then cried after.

by anonymous14 May 8, 2020

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024