vale

stupid, retarded, dumb

OMG you're soooo vale!

by layonme May 31, 2007

bullet for my valentine

In my opinion, a whole bunch of suck rolled into one little EMO, fag-blowing package. And for all you emo muthafuckers who don't realize that the band is emo and NOT Heavy Metal then you are sadly mistakenl. We don't want them. You can have your emo faggots and you can save that bullet for your head.

- Do you like Bullet for my Valentine?

- Nope.

- Hmm... me neither. Wanna go not cry and/or cut ourselfs?

- Sure.

by wed-g May 10, 2006

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day

Hey you wanna be my platonic valentine

by Antrobar May 5, 2018

Valentina

A sexy Chilean bitch with an affinity for emo bands, Jedi braids, and having sex on weird surfaces.

The chick I did last night totally had the Force! Must've been a Valentina.

by gerpderpen June 5, 2011

Valenfuck

Valenfuck- Much like a valentine, except the person is just for fucking. Best if used with a nice compliment, such as in the example. One day, we believe there will be Valenfuck cards, and the world will be a better place.

"Hey sexy I love your pussy, will you be my Valenfuck?"
"I wanna take you out to eat if you know what I mean, Would you be my Valenfuck?"

by Dirty Rachel. February 7, 2009

Valente

a doctor that is fresh out of residency that prefers to have sex with his old lady patients or a young man that is attracted to ladies that are past the cougar stage

I can't believe you went to a nursing home to get a date, you are such a Valente

by E.T. Bonehome February 16, 2009