Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn

Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."

by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005

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Twatterpated

Similar in definition as "Twitterpated" save for the focus on one particular female body-part.

Me: "Man, her face is ass nasty, but I get all twatterpated once those pants come off!"
You: *gag*

by Wohly Chim Chim March 29, 2008

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Twaster • twasterd • twastered • Toaster • twatter • twister • Toaster Strudel • toaster mage • twasted • toaster bath

Toaster Struedal

A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.

He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008

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twatster

A masculine, jock way of saying {Twister}, the game. Often used to describe a game that requires muscular ability, slightly homosexual overtones, and manergy.

We don't need to get some ass. We have to play Twatster!

by youre my boy, plu May 8, 2008

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Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.

"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"

by Mattys4 September 4, 2016

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