Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.
Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.
by KaunArtist September 8, 2011
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A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend.
"Dog, today carver asked laura to the dance, and she turned him down in front of like 50 people."
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
"What'd you do?"
"We had to bust out the awkward turtle"
by Urban Dictionary January 7, 2009
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2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined
Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.
by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003
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Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag
by awkwardcool May 9, 2012
Get the Turtle Swag mug.that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.
"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
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2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.
2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.
by fgkiller February 16, 2010
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