Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.

Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

by JittyMan November 1, 2022

Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes

Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)

by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018

crank worm

To crank worm is equivalent to ‘pop off’

Some other similar phrases would be ‘performing well’ and ‘topping the meters’

Can also mean feeling good and torquing your hog.

Jimmy you going to score 40 tonight? We need you to crank worm.

I’m popping off here man doing big damage. I’m cranking my worm

by xqcP April 14, 2024

Crank

The male member including the shaft and tip but not the ball sack.

Daniel has an incredibly beautiful crank.

by Devilfish777 June 30, 2019