don't take it up the ass 

It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.

You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.

Don't take it up the ass tho.

don't take it up the ass by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't 

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

R.T.F. with the B.G. 

Simple... The Reverse Tit Fuck with the Ball Gobble. Rather than standing over her stomach while tit fucking, you stand over her face making it easy for her to gobble your balls at the same time.

"Your wife made me feel very welcome by offering me coffe, pie, and an R.T.F. with the B.G."

R.T.F. with the B.G. by Jonny Ryan June 4, 2007

don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood 

Gangsta-mofo movie about foteys and shiat.

I'm black. Here are some more words because I am black.

don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood by Henry September 28, 2004

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. 

shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,mother fucker,tits.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. is shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. by tizzle p October 20, 2008

Don't shit in the sandbox 

Full phrase being "Don't shit in the sandbox just because you dug a big hole"
In reference to children attempting to dig to china in their sandboxes, the moral of the phrase is that you shouldn't stop trying hard just because you've achieved /something/. For example, just because you've graduated and you have a steady job and you're doing fine doesn't mean you shouldn't go to college and aim for a degree. It's constantly striving to be better that bring people the greatest of success.

Also - just don't shit in the sandbox, that's just rude.

Kathleen: "You know I've been working at this damn office for 5 years, no promotion, no new faces. I think I'm gonna call it quits."

Jessica: "Don't shit in the sandbox just yet! I hear your boss Roger is getting ready to fire that bitch of an assistant he has, and I'm pretty sure you're next in line!"

Kathleen: "Shit in the...what? What is that even supposed to mean?"

Jessica: "I don't know...my grandpa used to say it all the time."

Don't shit in the sandbox by Janice Booterman January 31, 2010