Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

by themacbear September 20, 2016

omega douche

A person (s) of exceeded amounts of douchery he or she became god (dess) of douchebags

Did you see Brady yesterday? Man that guy is a omega douche

by darknessofsins March 11, 2015

douche barrel

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.

Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!

by Greenbag February 17, 2008

Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda

Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!

by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019

douche tip

The stinky part of a douche apparatus.

Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.

No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.

by Bo Zuke April 4, 2017

Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"

Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!

by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006

Amuse-douche

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.

Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.

by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009