Taking the kids to the pool 

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

Taking the kids to the pool by Coiked April 13, 2004

mongolian talking sickness 

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.

The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.

mongolian talking sickness by John Heinz Kerry March 7, 2005

Tanning 

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

Tanning by SomethingThatIsNotInUse January 21, 2012

Taking Back Sunday 

The best f***in band on the face of the earth..and by the way ive seen them live and they definitely DO NOT suck like this other person said. ROCK ON TAKING BACK SUNDAY

Taking Back Sunday is a cool band.

Taking Back Sunday by a smart brunette October 5, 2003

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl 

A slang saying that means to defecate

"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006

taking a roberts 

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

taking a roberts by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

talking in tongues 

Talking in tongues is a term similar to the term 'speaking in tongues', but with a twist. Normally this happens when an English speaker takes home a person from a bar and proceeds to have intercourse with a non-native English speaker. The magic happens when the non-native speaker breaks down and begins to speak in their native language while having intercourse befuddling the English speaker.

Wow, last night was crazy, that Finnish woman from the bar started to speak to me in some wacky language, i think it was Swedish or something. Felt like I was in a foreign movie. Man, I love New York, so much cultural, people are talking in tongues...

talking in tongues by A guy from brooklyn September 25, 2009