Cheese Tooth

Cheese Tooth is similar to a sweet tooth, except that instead of liking sweets, you like cheese.

Mmmmm. Cheese! It ain't easy being cheesy! I have a Cheese Tooth!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

Poo Tooth

A smelly tooth that is dead and often discolored and always smells like poo.

"Dad, did you brush your teeth today?"

"Yes, that's just my poo tooth."

by Poolaksandz July 14, 2021

Tooth nurse

A dental hygienist.

I went to the dentist and the tooth nurse checked and cleaned my teeth

by Dogger#1 September 23, 2018

Tooth bait

When you rip out a tooth to catch the tooth fairy masturbating.

I'm gonna use the tooth bait tactic tonight.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!

Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!

by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015

Poop Tooth

The brown stain on a person's teeth as a result of resin transfer from smoking a joint.

You pulled so hard on that doobie, you got yourself a poop tooth there.

by bigmurc11 May 4, 2024