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The Duffinator 

MC Duffy aka The Duffinator is a “dark” rapper hailing from Birmingham, UK. Specialising in street poetry, Duffinator has collaborated with prolific producer/MC Dave Neurotic and fellow MC Young Zeus on supertracks “GYM” and “Lethal”, as well as solo hit “bad boy bside demo”.

Duffinator’s perhaps most famous contribution to date is his epic verse on “GYM” with the rhyme “Bustin’ weights, with my mates, do whatever it takes, we get ourselves in states, my heart beats in higher rates”. This catchy refrain and the profound lyrics have received critical acclaim among viewers:

"This definitely got my heart beating at higher rates."
"This could be the greatest thing I have ever seen."
"I have to agree...the way they have deconstructed the human condition continues to astound and inspire me. They have subverted the daily grind by reducing it to a basic act of physical exertion with one's mates. And who doesn't want to "Do whatever it takes" when it comes to pushing through the mundane nature of life and achieving one's goals. Genius."

A self-professed “retired badboy”, The Duffinator also has an interest in catering, which he studies at college (subject of another eulogistic tribute – “Catering” – which he describes as “one for collage sic”).

Duffinator’s inspirations include “Eminem, D12, 50 Cent and Drum an sic Bass".
“My mc name is THE DUFFINATOR Also known as mc Duffy. I have been rapping since the age of 16 after I left a rock band I was in for a year. I found I could write poetry and my poems sounded good to Hip Hop. Now I’m working on a book and an album.” – The Duffinator (2011)

“BUSTIN WAAAAYTS, WIV MY MAAYYTTES, I DO WHATEVER IT TYYYYKES” - bombur3
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Living the Dream 

Often used ironically, often when one person hates their life and would just like to kill themselves rather than live another day of their shitty lives.
James: How's it going Jeff?

Jeff: Oh you know, living the dream man
Living the Dream by KyleCologne December 11, 2018

The Dell 

Dude, I am going to work in The Dell this weekend.
The Dell by jenn gates April 25, 2004

the straw that stirs the drink 

term used to describe the life of the party
Every party needs the straw that stirs the drink...

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out 

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.
"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

The Dark Knight Rises

By far the most anticipated movie of 2012, maybe in history. It's the 3rd and last movie of Christopher Nolan's  brilliant Batman series. It features one of Batman oldest, most known villain- Bane (Tom Hardy) and Catwoman (Anne Hathaway) the movies release date is July 20th 2012.
Guy 1: Did you see the teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises?? Jim Gordan looks pretty beat up.

Guy 2: yeah it's Bane that little son of a bitch! Batman will put him in his place.

The Dirty Menorah 

While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine.

In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner.

Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with Dirty Ash Wednesday.
“Ah, the dirty menorah…you know, last week I ran into my ex, and when I saw her, I couldn’t help but think of that vacation we took in the Bahamas where, over the course of eight nights, I painted her forehead with Hebrew characters using only my dick...best anal sex of my life, but she wouldn't leave the room.”
The Dirty Menorah by justplainnuts December 1, 2009