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snoozy taint

Snoozy taint is the result of riding a bike (regular or exercise) too long causing your taint to fall asleep.
"Jenn caught snoozy taint yesterday after her long bike ride, it was 10 minutes before she could walk."
by Bear Rogers June 16, 2018
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Sandusky Taint Grab

A tradition traced back to the Huron Indians, the Sandusky Taint Grab is the act of grabbing and pinching a partner’s taint to extract vital information. Also known as the St. Clairsville Choad Clamp.
Sarah had to use the dreaded Sandusky Taint Grab on her husband to find out if he was cheating, and oddly enough, he liked it.
by Tequilarawks April 23, 2006
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Spicy Taint Musk

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.
She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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cork taint

The musky taste of wine that went bad. As if someone rubbed the cork on their taint before corking the bottle.
This wine has some cork taint, it smells like my hookup last weekend.
by Broteins December 16, 2017
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check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?
"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"
by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012
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Nose Taint

The part of skin on the underside of the nose betwixt the cartilage and the thick skin. The part that gets peirced for a septum piercing
When I went to Get my Septum pierced the Piercer grabbed my nose and said "Got your nose taint".
by I got you back April 12, 2009
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Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"
by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021
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