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summer ass cheese

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.
Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.
by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022
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Summerville

A small town in South Carolina that has literally nothing to do. If you're under the age of 60, don't move here. The majority of this town consists of casually racist, gun-owning, old republican white people. It is the most boring town you will ever visit. Since the town itself is so small and boring everyone between the ages of 12 and 40 do drugs/drink or have sex and if you do venture out into the wild to find something to do, chances are you're going to get shot. If you wanna move here don't move to Summerville, just move to Charleston, it's about 45 minutes away and is so much more interesting. The schools in Summerville are: Summerville High (for the gays and the furries), Ashley Ridge (for the kids who think they're gangsters), Fort Dorchester (for the actual gangsters), Cane Bay (for the athletes), and Pinewood Prep, a private school (for the drug dealers and kids smart enough or rich enough not to get caught by the police). So yeah, to sum it up it's boring, the traffic is horrendous, and the people are crazy, just don't move here. :)
new kid: so, what is there to do in Summerville?
local: literally nothing.
new kid: oh ok.
by Hondacf100! October 6, 2022
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Summer H

A amazing person who has great style, you will never see them where the same thing two days in a row. they are so beautiful that the moment you se her your gonna pass out. they most likely play the trombone which is the coolest instrument ever! she is the type of friend that will listens to you and give great advice. everyone has a crush on her but she will only give her attention to one of the many. she will care more about her friends then she does her self. she is one of the smartest people you will meet, both street smarts and book smarts. her favorite season is fall and she loves halloween and ghost. her favorite animal is most likely ducks. all around she is a great and amazing person the most pretty and gorgeous girl you will ever meet.
summer H is an amazing person

person 1 "summer is so hot"
person 2 "I know right"
by Bass 4/tenor 3 October 25, 2022
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summer box

A box that you prepare during the year where you put all accessories that you're going to use in the summer.
"I found this beautiful bracelet ! It's perfect for my summer box"
by starg1rl December 23, 2022
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summer bath

When your kids come in contact with any type of water; swimming (pool) slip & slide, the sprinkler, water gun and it passes for a bath since they came in contact with water.
I guess the kids don’t need a bath tonight, they played on the slip n slide today, SUMMER BATH!!
by CLange August 19, 2023
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Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer
Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.
by Stauder September 10, 2009
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Canadian Summer

Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"

Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night
by The Longest February 21, 2015
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