stalk

to illegally follow and watch someone.

He was arrested for stalking.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.

Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."

by *leah* July 27, 2006

fb stalker

Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.

An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.

1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"

2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"

You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!

by hanndawg April 21, 2009

facebook stalking

A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.

Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.

by tone everlast January 11, 2010

stalking your clock

it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.

ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim

by draventea January 14, 2009

Stalkaphile

A Stalker who follows young children. Combination of stalker and pedophile.

Young Girl: That man is following me!

Adult: mm. He must be a stalkaphile.

by nutshak March 15, 2009

Stalker

This is a game played at recess in elementary school. There is one person who starts as the main stalker. They walk around like normal while the other players have to try to get right behind them and wait for five seconds without being seen. If the main stalker tags you you are out. If u sucessfully stalk the main stalker you become the new main stalker and everyone is back in the game. To choose who the main stalker is they must like dogs better than cats and be very girly. This is because the inventor of this game fit this description.

Want to play stalker?

by ALOHA WHO DIZ March 30, 2017