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Star Trek 

Star Trek is a series of TV shows were a bunch of Americans travel troughout the universe encountering garish aliens who speak perfect English. Said encounter between the space gringos and the aliens results in cosmic-sized heaps of trouble, and the gringos are only able to avoid being vaporized in the last possible second.

However, instead of learning their lesson and trying to stay out of mortal danger, a week later they're once again ass-deep in trouble.
Sample dialog in Star Trek:

Mr. Spock: "Captain, we're all about to DIE!!!
Captain: Wait, how long do we have till the top of the hour?
Mr. Spock: "About 43 minutes"
Captain: "Don't worry, we still have 42 minutes to come up with something"
Star Trek by el santos April 9, 2006
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Star AIDs 

Also known as Asian Immune Deficiency means to having a certain level of dislike of Asian people. Named after the person who "originated" it.
Of course, she'd say that about Margaret Cho. She has a bad case of the Star AIDs.
Star AIDs by Steve Jens October 16, 2008
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Star-ity 

That of a superstar; cool, famous, a celebrity
When I get to be a model, I'll have so much star-ity!
Star-ity by PrincessR November 23, 2009

Star Fish Sleep 

When you get the whole bed to your self and you can put your feet and arms in each corner of the bed & sleep.
Oh....I've the bed to myself tonight...I think I'll Star Fish Sleep.

Star dust 

When a female places glitter into her vagina or vaginal area, then exerts a loud qeaf thus making star dust
Jackie was having a rough sex life but things were looking a litte bit brighter when Kelly star dusted him in the face.
Star dust by flavorcoms April 14, 2010

star spangled banner 

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812 (in Canada it's called "The Anglo-American War" or simply the "American War"). The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.
I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of bad versions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.

star spangled banner 

Oh say can you fucking see
The missiles fall like rain
Bloody mountains majesty
Dead bodies on the plain
By the bombing's eerie light
See the crimsons waves of red
What so proudly they all fell
The twilight of the dead
star spangled banner by Gunboy July 11, 2004