Southern Bigots 

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.

Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

Southern Bigots by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012

southern-railroad 

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."

I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.

southern-railroad by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013

Southern Humboldt 

Where true capitalists are born. Where the best weed is grown. Lots if hot girls and amazing weather. You should defineltly stop by sometime. The redwood trees are a bonus.

I live in Southern Humboldt aka SoHum

Southern Humboldt by Humboldtgrowndreams November 21, 2013

Southern Lights 

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

Southern Lights by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014

southern curry

n. ejaculating in to another's mouth, and forcing them to hold the semen for an extended period of time.

Ivan- "Hey, babe. It would be awesome if you held in a southern curry for an hour"
Felica- "Okay, we can try that."

southern curry by boast_theToaster September 30, 2014

southern wet willie 

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.

While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.

southern wet willie by thecraklin March 3, 2015

southern cousins 

when two people say they're like family yet they actually get weird behind the scenes
like, for instance, cousins from the South

you two may say you're like brother and sister, but you're really some southern cousins.

southern cousins by missmusical September 4, 2015