An organization that is supposed to honor high school students for their academic achievements, community service, leadership, and character. However, this has greatly changed in the present day, as it essentially honors students that the teachers of the school like for any reason at all.
Girl One: Did you hear that Sally got into National Honor Society?
Girl Two: Yeah! It's only cause the NHS sponsor is her basketball coach, and she always wears short skirts to his class.
Girl One: I know, right? I didn't get in. But whatever, let's go study calculus, feed the homeless, and create an organization to end world hunger!
Girl Two: I didn't get in either. But sounds like fun! Let's go!
Guy One: Did you hear that Billy got into National Honor Society?
Guy Two: Shut up, I'm trying to do my AP Physics, only one more problem until I've completed all the work for the semester.
Guy One: Holy crap! Did you get into NHS?
Guy Two: No, I don't play sports, I don't have time after volunteering in my community, getting a 4.0GPA, and being a mentor to underprivileged children in Africa.
Guy One: That sucks, man!
Girl Two: Yeah! It's only cause the NHS sponsor is her basketball coach, and she always wears short skirts to his class.
Girl One: I know, right? I didn't get in. But whatever, let's go study calculus, feed the homeless, and create an organization to end world hunger!
Girl Two: I didn't get in either. But sounds like fun! Let's go!
Guy One: Did you hear that Billy got into National Honor Society?
Guy Two: Shut up, I'm trying to do my AP Physics, only one more problem until I've completed all the work for the semester.
Guy One: Holy crap! Did you get into NHS?
Guy Two: No, I don't play sports, I don't have time after volunteering in my community, getting a 4.0GPA, and being a mentor to underprivileged children in Africa.
Guy One: That sucks, man!
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Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.
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An insult, most commonly used between 2016-2018 for anyone espousing socially progressive views. Used almost exclusively by right-wing chuds who bash so-called “SJWs” based entirely on YouTube compilations of something along the lines of “feminists being owned”.
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Get the put a sock in it mug.A Soccer Mom is a dumb, ignorant, upper middle class cunt who tries to give the impression that she is from the upper class. The main identifications of Soccer Mom's are a huge coffee, those stupid short jackets that are meant for chicks in their 20's, an attitude of entitlement and bitchness, and an SUV that rivals the fuel consumption and handling of a tank.
Other characteristics include a huge butt shoehorned into jeans meant for slim chicks in their 20's, rampant materialism, probably racist, some type of hardcore conservative. This is basically a grown up version of the college slut who was a general bitch to everyone.
Her children are known as "Mindy" and "Biff". Mindy is the dumb airheaded slut who has the same attitude of entitlement. Mindy is usually dressed up in tight pants that cause butt suffocation, and some kind of tank-top. Biff is the wannabe tough guy frat boy who is probably racist, spits everywhere, and has a chip on his shoulder. Eventually, another type of Mindy meets another type of Biff and the cycle continues.
Soccer mom's can be seen speeding up the apocalypse by encouraging armed conflict in a world where the vast majority of nations have nuclear weapons, yelling at people to get their way, glaring at me because I look like an Arab, so I must be trying to take over the world or something, hating minorities, drinking coffee, and being a general pain in the ass.
Other characteristics include a huge butt shoehorned into jeans meant for slim chicks in their 20's, rampant materialism, probably racist, some type of hardcore conservative. This is basically a grown up version of the college slut who was a general bitch to everyone.
Her children are known as "Mindy" and "Biff". Mindy is the dumb airheaded slut who has the same attitude of entitlement. Mindy is usually dressed up in tight pants that cause butt suffocation, and some kind of tank-top. Biff is the wannabe tough guy frat boy who is probably racist, spits everywhere, and has a chip on his shoulder. Eventually, another type of Mindy meets another type of Biff and the cycle continues.
Soccer mom's can be seen speeding up the apocalypse by encouraging armed conflict in a world where the vast majority of nations have nuclear weapons, yelling at people to get their way, glaring at me because I look like an Arab, so I must be trying to take over the world or something, hating minorities, drinking coffee, and being a general pain in the ass.
The Soccer Mom is the dumb cunt with the huge butt standing in line in front of you at a coffeeshop, yelling at the poor overworked waitstaff that they forgot to add mocha to her half-caf, splenda, mocha, vanilla latte. In addition, they also forgot to smile.
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