Ninja Smoke Bomb

To get super drunk and then leave the bar without telling your friends where you are going, thus vanishing into thin air.

Dude where did Mike go he is super wasted? I don't know man, he probably ninja smoke bombed out of here.

by billythekid23 April 11, 2008

Smoke Dick

When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).

That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

jamaican smokehouse

sitting on a girls face with your dick in between her tits and her tongue on your asshole

I gave tiffany a jamaican smokehouse for her birthday.

by Buddy10 August 24, 2006

Smoke a pack of fags

Mass shooting in gay bar(American)
Cigarette addiction (Brittan)

Pass me an Uzi let's smoke a pack of fags

by Jessica 1225 August 13, 2019

can't smoke a rock

no brain no pain, you can't wear me out

that dude can do pushups all day long but he is fucking stupid, you can't smoke a rock.

by #1Slick May 25, 2007

Dick Smoke

the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.

HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!

by Dustin Newbold June 19, 2006

smoked

1. (verb): The act of messing something up that you didn't really care about.

Ex. How did I do on that test? Smoked it.
2. (verb): When someone hits or throws a ball and breaks something unintendedly.

Ex. (after breaking a window) I sure smoked that ball.
3. (verb): When you forget something or miss an appointment or something that is scheduled.

Ex. Shit. That train left ten minutes ago. Smoked that one.

above smoked

by koozi December 21, 2013