shitter legs

When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.

Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!

by Benjamama May 4, 2018

Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.

Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!

by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

Shitter Narnia

Three porta-shitters (or more) in a row, at a large gathering, with no line for any shitters.

Running Hood to Coast, we stop at an exchange and we found shitter narnia. Four shitters with no line.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2018

shitter toke

When you take a bong toke while taking a shit.

Damn, that was a good shitter toke

by Champagne papi February 11, 2019

Scatterling

wandering vagabond, homeless one.

I can't vote for any of the candidates, guess I'm a political scatterling.

by Telmea Story March 7, 2019

Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not

I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019