ST. Sebastians

St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.

Why did you think I go to sebs? I like women, Im not gay Like St. Sebastians

by SKIBIDISIGMAMAN May 14, 2024

Sebastian

The most caring guy you'll ever meet, he's smart, charming and, kind. He's beautiful inside and especially out. An amazing person overall, anyone is lucky to have him as a friend or especially lover. Never take him for granted or you'll really regret it. Make sure if he's alright because he hides it and always taking care of others instead. He's a literal Angel.

"oh you know a Sebastian? Make sure to cherish him."

by g-v August 14, 2023

Sebastian

Sebastian also know as Seb is the Thickest Human on the planet.

His unparalleled thickness causes everyone one to stare in awe

Damn Sebastian is looking thick as fuck today

Damn Seb is looking thick as fuck today

by Xeno2670 March 12, 2020

Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.

I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.

by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024

sebastian

A rude person who uses every tobacco product he can get his hands on. He likes to get drunk and scream while playing games or insult his friends but no-one really cares

"He told me to shut up when i wasnt even talking."

"typicall Sebastian"

by Nogger med extra Choklad September 25, 2017

sebastian

sebastian is one of the most handsome boys ever. he's a very sweet person every female who has him is so lucky huh michelle?? I LOVEE UU STINKK!!!!!!

aly: michelle your so lucky to have sebastian!

MIchelle: i know !!

by Myshell :) June 3, 2022

Sebastian

A very, very, very sexy man

I want Sebastian to censored

by carrot._.yuh January 14, 2022