the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants

That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.

by Jim June 9, 2004

The Shocker

2 fingers in the vagina and one finger in the anus using 1 hand.

"Right in her snatch
Two fingers you stash,
While in the ass you linger
With your pinky finger."
-DubSizzle

"You have two in the goo
You're almost through!
Now don't be a quitter...
Put that pinky in her shitter"
-DubSizzle

2 in the sludge, 1 in the fudge

I'm gonna get her with one in the shitter!

Going to town with one in the brown.

by DubSizzle November 29, 2004

Romulan shocker

Just like the shocker. Just more of a trekie/theker shocker. Its the Romulan sign for live long and prosper and its sexual.

Two in the grass and sadly enough, same in the ass

Woo dude. Bobby just gave Megan a Romulan Shocker. It was f*cked up

by denver May 16, 2006

tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!

Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

Shell Shocked

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.

Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked

by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010

Sticker Shock

The feeling people get when the realize the true price of an item that they initially thought was a bargain or at least a good buy. Often leads to buyers remorse.

Many Obama voters are feeling a sense sticker shock now that they are faced with the true cost of his programs and agenda.

by lbsrfr September 14, 2009

Schocks

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

by Malaria September 13, 2005